I'm a sincere, honest, solvent, high character, American guy, who was born and bred in Washington, DC. I'm not God's gift to women, but I'm certainly NOT some ugly, ignorant right-wing conservative hick from Bum, Nebraska! I like anything that I don't like, so that covers a lot of ground! But enough about me, I want to hear about YOU! Are you easy on the eyes? Can you carry on a coherent, interesting conversation? Do you have enough education to pronounce "antidisestablishmentarianism"? Do you weigh over 200 lbs.? Whoops! That won't work, Trust Me On That One!! I've got a severe case of FATSOPHOBIA! When I was in the fourth grade a big fat girl beat me up right in the school yard at recess! She was hanging on the monkey bars trying to do a chin up, all I saw was big globs of blubber and flubber hanging everywhere! And I blurted out "WOW you're really FAT"!!. And she got down and beat the crap out of me right there! I was about 5'2" tall and weighed 65 lbs. and she was about 5'7" and weighed over 200 lbs! And as I slinked away,she said "Don't you ever tell me I'm fat again, even if I am"! Regardless of my trauma though, I'd still like to hear from you, anyway!